Posts by Jesus Christ

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Final Fantasy anyone?

by Bendrr in

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i bought my nephews a playstation 2 for xmas.

i bought it a little early so i could play with it myself first and i got final fantasy x. pretty cool game.

the final fantasy games are like dungeons and dragons meet anime.. anyone else played it or the other ff games?.

I've played FF 1, 7, and 8. The first one was when I was in middle school and over the summer. For almost a week all I did was eat, sleep, go the meetings (what a waste!) and play that game until I beat it. I also beat 7 but it took me a little longer. I played 8 for a while but didn't get very far because I hated having to do those stupid card games to get stuff. If it weren't for that it would have been a great game. Does X have that in it? If not I may have to check it out sometime.

On a side note, I've been playing a lot of Gran Turismo 2 (don't have a PS2, yet, so I'm stuck playing PS1 games). Its a great driving game that's very realistic and takes forever to beat which, to me at least, is a good thing.

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Why I don't Want children

by LuckyLucy in

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people often ask me why i don't have children...."is it because you don't like them?

" it's quiet the contrary.

i like them alot!

Jesus Christ

Might I offer a bit of a suggestion to you to help out the whole world? Have you ever thought about adoption? You get a child to love and care for as well as provide a much better life for someone who's already here. That way you don't contribute to over population and get to help a child get through this world that can be rather crazy at times. I know at least one married couple who have a child of their own and are completely able to have many more but have been considering adoption for those very reasons. Well, that and the wife has wanted a boy and a girl. They already have a boy and this way they'd definitely have a boy and a girl.

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What New Light Are You Talking About?

by Robdar in

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andyman stated in another thread:this got me thinking about the change in the 1914 generation.

i remember how this was a very important point when i was studying back in the late 80's.

it was explained to me over and over that this system would defenitly end before the generation of 1914 passed away.

Jesus Christ

I actually remember that WT from back when I was in high school. Sure enough, that was right about the time that I stopped being a good little JW. My thoughts were that since the end wasn't anywhere near from what I could tell I could be a normal kid (actually, worse than normal in my case) and have fun and then when I was a boring adult anyway repent and start being good. Hey, I apparently had plenty of time because the way I took it (at least back then) was that the JW's were trying to give themselves plenty of room and that they were ever so subtly trying to say that the end wouldn't come until after all the 1914'ers had died so I was going to enjoy life while I could because there was no rush to start being good.

It was because of that article that I started really being the bad little JW (but otherwise a normal kid) because I thought I could get away with it. It was kind of a first step of many towards my leaving. I saw that people who weren't JW's could actually be good people. I learned that love is bigger than any religion and that there's nothing wrong with loving people outside of it. From there I saw how cruel, heartless, and hypocritical JW's could be and then compared that to the kind and loving wordly people I knew. Then it was pretty much only a matter of time until I could move out of my parents' place and stop going all together.

Of course, this is just the guy who types stuff out for Jesus. Jesus was never a JW and knew it was a load of crap all along.

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Maybe there is a God!!

by RubyTuesday in

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the pervert elder that went to court for my niece's rapest(he lied to the judge about what a great jw he was and that my niece was just a liar..when he knew that this sicko had a past for raping little girls) was killed in a car accident tuesday morning.

Jesus Christ

Eh, I try to help out when I can. BTW, you're welcome.

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Quriky Fluff Stuff

by Crystal in

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what do you like that most people don't?i like loud thunder storms and eating lemon slices ..peeling included.

edited to keep it clean!edited by - crystal on 13 november 2002 17:40:43.

Jesus Christ

Saltine crackers. Not just as a side to my meal or anything like that but as the entire meal. Its not uncommon for me to eat a large (like 30 or 40 individuals) package of crackers and drink some lemon aid for a meal and that's it. In fact, that's what I had for lunch today!

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Playing Chicken!

by LuckyLucy in

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the us is gearing up to give all of us a chicken pox vaccination.. i refuse to get one!!

who knows what they will really be injecting us with.

Jesus Christ

Don't get me wrong, I don't trust the government any further than I can throw it. I just tend to get a bit annoyed out of the people who would let their children get sick because they think of stupid plots by the government that will control them.

Yeah, go get sick and watch all those around you get sick and possibly die. At least the government can't do anything to you then.

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Playing Chicken!

by LuckyLucy in

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the us is gearing up to give all of us a chicken pox vaccination.. i refuse to get one!!

who knows what they will really be injecting us with.

Jesus Christ

Yeah, I don't think that the government is going to try to prevent another disease and illness the same way it does with numerous other vaccinations that everyone gets. Why would it want to prevent the spread of illness? Do you really think that there's actually a legitimate reason to take a shot that will prevent a much worse sickeness? No, of course not.

Instead of trying to prevent the spread of chicken pox or small pox by vaccinating the general population (the horrible mean men that they are) they're really trying to inject mind control drugs into us so that we'll give big corporations all of our money while letting the government stomp all over our rights. Go on, let your children get sick by not getting their vaccinations. That'll show those bastards!!!!

In fact, I've even heard that the shots are just the receivers of the mind control waves. They're transmitted to you by sattelite. If, somehow, you are tricked into getting one of these "vaccinations" then the only way you can save yourself and your family from being totally controlled by the government is to wear a stylish tin foil hat to keep the brain control waves out.

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This Sent By JW

by deceit in

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from: new heavens .

to: earthly chieftain class .

date: year 2, after armageddon .

Jesus Christ

This passage was in one of the points of the letter.

There are six million others here

Nice to see so many weren't killed by their petty little god. Kind of nice seeing this and knowing that most likely, you're one of those that will be killed when the big A comes.

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What would Jesus...drive?

by detective in

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hmmmm.

yes... but would jesus have an "i love me" bumper sticker?.

from the boston channel.... group asks 'what would jesus drive?'.

Jesus Christ

Actually, you're all wrong. I drive a black 97 Saturn SL2. Gets me around, doesn't break, and gets good gas milage. Before that I drove a 92 Mazda 929, 88 Ford Tempo (not by choice), and 85 Ford Mustang.

Some of you may remember from earlier discussions on this board that I would very much rather be driving a DeLorean. All donations to help this happen would be greatly appreciated.

Question answered.

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PERFECT

by Derrick in

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would not you enjoy perfection in all these sparkling facets?perfect life?perfect i.q.

?perfect mind?perfect looks?perfect health?perfect house?perfect intellect?perfect happiness?perfect knowledge?perfect government?perfect infrastructure?perfect loving marriage?perfect spectacular sex?perfect standard of living?perfect specimen of a body?perfect prosperous happy world?perfect infinite lifespan with all the above?.

on top of all this the frosting on the cake is earth becoming a perfect planet where every square inch of surface area is like a lush botanical garden.. i dare anyone to tell me with a clear conscience they would not want all of this and look forward to wonderful things that surpass the scope of our imaginations.

Jesus Christ

This is a perfect example of your not understanding what I'm saying. If a person does not know that Christ exists or understand why Christ came to Earth and died, then how can they accept Christ?

Actually, even though I like to tell some of you that I died for you that's not really what happened. Dad got kind of drunk one night and knocked up Mary. Had the kid that was supposed to be born come into this world, well, let's just say if you think the Spice Girls were bad........ Long story short, I was sent down here to clean things up and help keep mom quiet about that one little night where dad decided to pay a visit.

In all honesty, this does answer one of those long thought of questions. "Could god create a condem that's so strong that it would even be able to survive his sperm?" The anser, of course would be a resounding "NO!!!!"

Also, my apologies to Santa Claus. In all honesty though, I never really said those words that are attributed to me in the bible and have no clue where they came from. Come on, the oldest writings that are supposed to be attributed to me weren't found until close to 100 years after I died. How accurate do you expect them to really be? Anyway, I'm hoping Santa gets me some really cool birthday gifts this year.